QUOTES

Never have I felt so alive.

You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality."

"His ignorance is encyclopedic"

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"

“Great men are not always wise”

"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."